sollux:

DO YOU EVER WANNA MEET SOMEONE IN PERSON SO BAD YOU GET ALL EXCITED THINKING ABOUT IT AND MENTALLY PLAN OUT A DAY EVEN THOUGH ITS NEVER GONNA HAPPEN

(Source: manaphy, via bullied)

saintlukas:

matchless:

*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*

*ok let’s shoot for 21*

(Source: matchless, via loserslol)

imaginethebutts:

when someone does something bad and you’re the only one who sees

image

(Source: earthdad, via sorry)

snapchatting:

have u ever seen a really attractive person and just really wished u hadn’t

(Source: snapchatting, via suspend)